First-Time Interaction starter sentences

angstmemes:

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?”
“I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?”
“Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?”
“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…”
“Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?”
“Watch out for that truck!”
“Is this your wallet?”
“You look very different to your profile picture…”
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”
“Did you see that?! He had a gun.”
“Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!”
“Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…”
“I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.”
“HELP ME!”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”
“Are you alright? You look really pale.”
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”
”Have you lost something? Can I help?”
“Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

hyeerim:

“Why do you need a condom and a lead-blower? If I get caught buying a condom you better buy me something expensive!”

“I am conducting an experiment over here! You won’t get caught, all I need is one in each size and I’ll buy you whatever you want.”

Ask my muse for a favor:

• "I need a place to spend the night."
• "Can I come over and use your shower?"
• "I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."
• "Will you come bail me out of jail?"
• "My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"
• "Can you come over and help me study for this test?"
• "Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"
• "I need a ride to work tomorrow."
• "Help me clean my house?"
• "Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"
• "Do you have a jacket I can borrow?
• "I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"
• "I need you to be my date this Friday night."
• "Can you come pick me up?"
• "Lend me $500?"
• "Can I borrow your car?"

❝a softer world❞ ask meme

ask-meme-addicts:

• “There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don’t want loving you to be one of them.”
  
• “I said I’d love you forever, and I really meant it at the time. I guess that’s my problem.”
  
• “Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That’s a nice thought. I hope we all die.”
  
• “I want to open a travel agency that sells tickets to places that only exist in dreams. Try to find that cheaper online.”
  
• “I like my witches like I like my books. Properly respected for their cultural importance.”
  
• “If weird public sex is wrong, then being wrong is wicked hot.”
  
• “There will always be someone better than you. But, on the bright side, who cares?”
  
• “It’s better to burn out than to have to keep living.”
  
• “Literally every creature should be more afraid of you than you are of it. Because you are terrible.”
  
• “I’m not unreasonable. I don’t want to live forever. I just want to live longer than everyone else.”
  
• “I’d like my obituary to hint at a sequel.”
  
• “All anyone talks about are the elaborately staged psycho-sexual murders. I also have a dog walking company.”
  
• “I would kill for you. But then again, I like killing.”
  
• “Before we teach computers to love, maybe we should teach them about personal boundaries.”
  
• “You won’t believe this one weird trick for getting through your day! Crying!”
  
• “Doctors hate me! I don’t blame them. I’m garbage.”
  
• “Live every day like you already died. Be quiet, is what I’m saying.”
  
• “Wherever you go, there you are, murdering more people.”
  
• “If there’s one thing in this ugly, ruthless world I can trust, it’s kitties.”
  
• “Truth is stranger than fiction if you don’t read much.”
• “Life is a party. Enjoy yourself, quick! Before somebody asks who invited you.”
  
• “I would throw myself down a flight of stairs if only you would love me. Well. Also if you won’t.”
  

curvedbullets:

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

this made me feel so at peace lol.

nvklai:

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owyster:

he jomp

alexndrpark-deactivated20161004:

- ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

Rolling up his sleeves, he wipes his forehead with the back of his hand as he clutches the bottle of shampoo. “Alright, let’s do this!” He exclaimed, feeling nervous since he has never washed a girl’s hair before. “I dont know what type of shampoo you use, so I’ll be using mine.” He started soaking the top of her hair using his shower head. “But the important thing is that we get this spaghetti out of your hair, right?”

“Right!” Using a towel she tries to carefully get the sauce off from her eyes as he attempted to wash her hair. “Seriously though, what did you even trip over?“ Laughing softly she couldn’t even be mad at him, it was so random. She was sitting on the floor in the living room waiting for him to come back from the kitchen and next thing she knew she had spaghetti all over her head.

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

• ♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
• ♕: Holding hands
• ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
• ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
• ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
• ♙: Sharing a bed
• ♚: Head scratches
• ♛: Sharing a dessert
• ♜: Shoulder rubs
• ♝: Reading a book together
• ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
• ♟: Patching up a wound
• ♤: Taking a bath together
• ♧: Your muse playing with their hair
• ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
• ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
• ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
• ♣: Back scratches
• ♥: Your muse crying about something
• ♦: Slow dancing